
A robotic humanity.
Attention: Some robotic spoilers ahead.
As soon as I saw the post from Quirk Classics about reviewing Android Karenina, and getting a free advanced copy, I was all in. Immediately I emailed my information and anxiously waited for two weeks to receive my copy of the new (unreleased) Quirk Classic. I’ve read (devoured would be a more appropriate term) Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters and loved them both. I’m a huge Austen fan, so naturally I was amused by the interweaving of zombies and sea monsters into her classic Regency romances. However, I had never read Tolstoy before diving into Android Karenina, so I was a little weary of this 538-page monster that was about to hit me. Nonetheless, I was overly ecstatic when I received my copy, and as soon as I finished my readings for classes (as a graduating senior from college, I had to stay on top of schoolwork first), I began the adventure with Anna, Vronsky, and the rest of our Russian friends.
From the opening line, “Functioning robots are all alike; every malfunctioning robot malfunctions in its own way,” I was hooked. I laughed even without having read Anna Karenina, but I was aware of the famous opening line in that novel as well. This promising beginning was reminiscent of the Pride and Prejudice adaptation with zombies, which states, “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.” The hilarious rewordings to the classic opening lines of these novels really solidify these Quirk novels as literature that is able to appreciate the classics, but also make them fun and more intriguing for those less inclined to pick up a novel about early nineteenth century England or late nineteenth century Russia (not to mention that Anna Karenina is over 700 pages long). But this makes us ask, would Tolstoy have included robots if the technology had been available to him? Would he have vacationed on the moon? It never hurts to ask.
Ben H. Winters answers this question—in full robotic force! The robots present in the novel are integrated so seamlessly that when one day I decide to pick up Anna Karenina for a light, summer read, I will be asking myself, but where are the robots? Where are the beloved Class IIIs? How can the characters function without them? The robots are a part of everyday life in this version, and with the discovery of groznium, it has been this way for generations. Life is impossible without mechanical assistance from the Class I dice at the gambling halls to the Class II governesses, and especially without the companionship of the Class III robots like Socrates, Android Karenina, and the quirky little Small Stiva. At first I was thrown off by all of the classifications and the different levels of machinery, but soon I was loving every moment of it. The brief note on Russian names at the beginning helped, and how the robotic names were similar to the human names helped as well, and created an interesting connection between the two species.
The characters create a complexity which I can only imagine Tolstoy in his original work did as well, but the addition of the robots, especially the severe dependence on them, creates even more layers to their characters as well. The separate android Class IIIs are like the mind and soul of the humans, where they store their memories and rely on their robots for guidance and feelings. The humans seek comfort in their Class III machines, and to many of them, especially to Anna, they are more than just mere scraps of metal and hardwiring. So when Anna’s estranged husband, Alexei Karenin, and his “Face” (a robot which has begun to take over his mind and body) start gathering up all of the Class IIIs (and eventually the Class I and II robots as well), you wonder, “But aren’t these Class III machines people too?”
Ah, but how can machines—metal, groznium, and wires—be people? For that you must define what is a person, which is a complicated definition to give. Can something that thinks for itself, feels emotion, and can carry on affairs independently of its master be considered a person—even if it is a machine? I think this is one of the great overarching questions of the novel, which makes the reader think about what it truly means to be a person, to be human, and to be functioning member of society. Were not the Class IIIs treated like humans, as loyal friends? Most of them were, which makes it even more outrageous when we learn that Karenin has collected all of them with his Toy Soldiers (machine-men themselves) and melted them all. But throughout the novel, robots are changing and evolving, developing more and more human characteristics. Eventually Anna is approached by her beloved Android Karenina, but alas, it is not her Class III that she knows, it is a Class IX robot from the future, more advanced than Anna could even realize. Horrified, Anna also learns that she too, is not truly human, and is actually a Class XII version of Android Karenina, which terrifies her and eventually helps lead to her suicide by the strange “train” mechanism introduced by her mostly-machine husband.
So are these androids people? Can they be functioning—and even independently functioning—members of society? Anna couldn’t deal with the knowledge (that and the fact that it was her destiny to murder her husband), and she threw herself in front of a train. Would you throw yourself in front of a train if you realized you weren’t fully human?
Quirk Classics always graciously adds a “Reader’s Discussion Guide” at the end of each novel, and I will leave you with my favorite of these questions:
“9. Are you really a human being, or are you a super-intelligent cybernetic organism created by scientists in a laboratory, and programmed to believe that you are, in fact, human?
10. Are you sure?”
My review was too late to have you enter the prize giveaway…so sorry! 😦
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